Bilinear + Bayer-dithered on the relay. Pauses when tab is hidden.
Tap canvas or press Space. Score syncs to the OLED live.
Game logic runs on the ESP32 — this is just the D-pad. WASD/arrows work too.
Move your mouse / finger over the canvas to control the right paddle. First to 5.
The ESP32 speaks every message in R2D2 beeps.
Big digits on the OLED, beeps at 5…4…3…2…1, then BOOM.
Mute & brightness persist on the ESP32 across reboots.
5 seconds of flashing FUCK + air-raid siren. Interrupts everything.
Shortcuts: M mute · P panic · S snake · G dino · R rickroll · X matrix · I insult · C compliment · B 8-ball